How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Is maynaise an instrument?

An epileptic man attends a rave.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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