A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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so the weather's nice...

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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