What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

a man walked into a bar....

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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