- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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