Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

so today i took a poop. hehe

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

why was the boy sad? because.

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

rent a cops

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

The WPGA tour

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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