- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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