- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why? Why Not?

The WPGA tour

Penis.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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