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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

Gus's mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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