- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

If youre African, why are you white?

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

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