Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

Okay.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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