did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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copy me and i will kill you

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Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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