-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

a chinese man pays the full price

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Dwight Howard

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

Anti Joke

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