- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

What happened to my sunglasses?

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

I can count to potato.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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