- Anti Joke

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

Little Johnny was always bullied at school. Everyday he would get picked on by the same kid, Todd. Todd was a red-headed bully with no discipline. Johnny one day went home and started crying. His father asked the little boy, "Jonny why are you crying?" John replied, "I keep getting bullied". His father stood up and told him, "You must become a big man and step up to him and tell him how you feel. It will surprise him and he will then back off. It always works." Johnny then felt inspired. Later that night he started practicing what he will say in the mirror. By the next morning he felt like he was ready. Johnny was confident about himself for once. He walked up to Todd and told him, "I'm tired of your bullying and next time you will regret it!!". Todd looked surprised and had his jaw opened. Todd then said, "I'm sorry Johnny I didn't know you felt that way." Johnny looked confused. "Here come with me and I'll buy us ice cream". When they went to go get ice cream, Todd brutally stabbed Johnny until he was losing blood and repeatedly raped his dead body.

Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Your mom.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

what is a bracket? a bracket