Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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GONNA

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i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

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A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

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What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

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Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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