rocky is staring at us from outside...

What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

what do mexicans like most. icecubes

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

hextech crafting too opieop

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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