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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

God has put a gate keeper at a gate in heaven to listen to how everyone has died. The first guy comes and says, "I thought my wife was cheating on me so when i came home I see this man hanging off my balcony, I thought he was the man cheating with my wife, so I then push him off, but he was still alive, so I threw a refrigerator onto him, that killed him, but I felt so guilty I soon commited suicide" The gates man said, "Wow thats terrible come in." Then the next guy come and he says how he died, "Well you see I was just oiling myself up for my workout, but I slipped, and fell off my 5th story balcony, and landed in some guys 3rd floor balcony I was hanging off the ledge, and a guy came I thought he was going to help me, but instead he pushed me of and threw a refrigerator on me." The guard let him in, and a third guy came. The Guard said,"Man its going to be hard to beat those guys their just sad. Ok how did you die?" The third man said, "Picture this I'm trapped in a refrigerator...

a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Rigo your a stupid ass

yes... that's the joke

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

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