A man walks into a bar.

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

A black man in a country bar.

woman..parallel parking

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

This one time at band camp music was played.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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