- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

A women in the kitchen.

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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