What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

thumb_up thumb_down -6

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

thumb_up thumb_down -8

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops