- Anti Joke

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

Knock knock Come in