Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

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Penis.

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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HI MY NAME IS DOUG

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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These Jokes suck.

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

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Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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