Why did John stay home from school? He died.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

This is a joke setup.

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

brainfart

melon

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

President Donald Trump

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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