- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

I killed someone today. :D

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

Your time.

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

ugh good riddance

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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