- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

my whole life!

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

a person smokes weed... and gets high

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

sdasdadasdasd

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??