- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

what is sticky and brown?a stick

A baby seal walks into a club

Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

black guy graduating high school

What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

knock knock Who's there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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