My pet rock died.

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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Justin's hair

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kkk

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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