- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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