What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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