- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Worst joke ever

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

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