Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

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Shit!

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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