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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

squirrels with massive bonerss

Sophie Cameron is Gay

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

Three bars walk into a Jew.

Women.