- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

A black guy walks into a bar... 3 hours later He walks out...

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

Why did i write this? I was bored

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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