why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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this girl died

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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BOOBALANBOO

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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