- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

I'm a raging homosexual.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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