- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

pineapples

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

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