A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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