how now brown cow. WTF.

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

Matty B

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

AIDS

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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