- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

Homosexuals are gay.

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Scientology.

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

What's big and fat? An obese man.

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