Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

how do you confuse a blond?

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

what did one tree say to the other? move over

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

Nickelback

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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