Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

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who is mark

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