- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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