A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black? a black man

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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You have cancer

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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Butt Sex.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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