Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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Women's rights.

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Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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