- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

A blind man walks into a pole.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

Life is an elephant, get married.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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