- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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Penis

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

womens rights to vote

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

A baby seal walks into a club.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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