- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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