why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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