Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Hello penis

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

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Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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