- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

What's big and purple? Barney

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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