- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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