- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What is green and slow Grass.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

12 niqqa 12.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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